愛美,是所有女人的天性,卻不再只是女人的專利~~~
為了要保持年輕的樣貌,不管是男女老幼,很多人都願意挨上個一、兩針…
不過,現在不用那麼痛苦又傷錢了!!!
聽說在苗栗有一對夫妻,
拿到了一千三百多年一代女皇武則天的御用秘方
靠這款古老的秘方,
不但讓兩夫妻都不用再出去工作,
而且還可以返老還童,越來越年輕…
不過要找美麗丸
卻聽到奇怪的廣播聲放送
“來哦來哦~~~和海龍王的拔河比賽開始囉~~~請到海邊集合”
“來哦來哦~~~和海龍王的拔河比賽開始囉~~~請到海邊集合”
“來哦來哦~~~和海龍王的拔河比賽開始囉~~~請到海邊集合”
蝦咪~~~和海龍王拔河比賽~~~~
這群人是頭殼壞去~
還是頭殼裝阿嚕米啦~~~
原來頭殼裝豬頭的細哇啦~~~
這項拔河比賽聽說全台灣剩下的數量
用手指頭就數得完
而且參加的人數越來越少
而且參加的人清一色都是七十歲起跳的老人
不過他們是一群與實際年齡有相當落差的壯老男女
身體可是比我這個台灣澳少年強壯個百倍呢!!!
再度蝦咪
不過是個拔河比賽
卻讓我再次回溫廟會遶境扛轎的痛苦
這些網繩的重量
可是遠遠超過神轎啊~
聽說這裡的人處理事情都很喜歡用拔河來解決
不過這款的拔河方式你絕對沒有見過!!!!
經過一個上午的折騰
找不到武則天的美麗丸
就先去泡個貴妃浴緩緩身子好了
聽說這個愛吃醋的大叔可不是一般的農夫
他說他可以用空氣種蔬菜!!!???
你嘛幫幫忙~~~
大家不都是用土用水用棉花~~~
有啦還有用蚯蚓便便施肥的啦
可是用空氣就可以種出菜!!!?
還是全台灣第一人!?
有沒有搞錯啊大叔~~~
吃這些健康的有機蔬菜我好像又年輕了十歲呢~~
鄉親世大~~~
我的臉有沒有再閃閃發光啊~~~
這個不簡單的科技農夫
利用自己的專長和所學
不僅把自己從鬼門關救了回來
也繼續研發健康自然的養生方法
真的是台灣現代版神農啊~~~
那個…這個…
聽說這一坨坨長得很像____的東西
就跟我要找的美麗丸有密不可分的關係…
我怎麼聞到一股….
啊不管啦
美麗總是要付出代價的~~~
衝啦~~~
4/10(二)晚上十點
記得跟著我台灣好青年~~~
來去美麗一整年哦~~~~
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